wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

imactuallytrying:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team i can’t do math for shit, I can’t write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour, but I can conquer any in class jeopardy game.

Team i can’t do anything but procrastinate on tumblr

shutub:

squidinthesky:

All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN