hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

(Source: nerdsigh)

okay athiests

crrabs:

xv7:

explain this

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your right god is real

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho)

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food